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  how old am i

Posted By: anonymous · May 17,2007 10:48:38 PM  
  I'm going to guess you are about 12 years old, just like all the rest of our readers.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:46:00 AM
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  When will I get married?

Posted By: tomwest · Sep 27,2007 10:32:42 PM  
  Dear Tomwest,

As long as you continue to hang out in dark seedy corners of the internet like you are doing when you visit AskRyan.com, you will never get married.


Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:43:42 AM
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  1)what is proper dating etiquette? Cus watching movies is just sad. Its never that easy and if it is then its too good to be true. You see these couples that look so just wrong but for some reason they work...(2)what the hell, right?

-Dater Disaster

Posted By: anonymous · Sep 12,2007 12:52:34 AM  
  I'm really not sure what you are asking. However I will add that going to a movie is a bad idea on the first couple dates. Make sure you take your date somewhere the two of you can talk and learn about eachother.

Save the movies until after your significant other gets old and boring, then you don't have to put up with all the BS

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:41:52 AM
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Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:48:23 AM
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  ok well theres this boy i like....and we are like best friends....i asked him if he would ever go out with me and he said he doesnt kno cuz we are realllly close friends. Do u think in any way possible we could ever end up dateing?

Posted By: erie · May 21,2007 10:43:21 PM  
  Me and my girlfriend were friends best friends for 10 years before we started dating.

However you are not me. You will not date him.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:39:22 AM
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  Is this possibly the hugest waste of time on earth or is it just me?

Posted By: anonymous · May 17,2007 11:00:05 PM  
  This is the hugest waste of time on earth. What's even funnier though is that you decided to take part in it, what does that say about you?

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:38:10 AM
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  pleas anser ryan

Posted By: anonymous · May 09,2007 03:58:15 PM  
  Bad english makes Ryan angry. When speaking the english language, proper nouns are always capitalized!

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:37:13 AM
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  how old are you

Posted By: 1237katie · May 13,2007 07:01:14 PM  
  I prefer to judge age by maturity, in which case i'm about 18. However, since that does not appear to be an accepted measure of age, then I'm just under 30.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:34:43 AM
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  When will I graduate from High School? and what will I do after that?

Posted By: anonymous · Apr 11,2007 01:48:46 PM  
  If you continue to start sentences with the word 'and', then highschool failed you and you do not deserve to graduate.

If by some miracle, you do graduate, I suspect you will spend the rest of your mis-spelled life on my site making me read your writing.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:32:39 AM
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  my friend is acting different around other people, but when she's around me she's herself, what should I do?

Posted By: anonymous · Mar 11,2007 11:38:48 PM  
  It sounds like you have nothing to worry about. Stay her friend, and let the others deal with it.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:31:01 AM
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  if you had a fight with yourself 10 minutes ago, who would win?

Posted By: anonymous · Nov 30,2006 12:35:26 AM  
  It would be a tie.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:29:41 AM
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  If I were to "dance my butt off", would my butt really fall off? I refuse to dance until I know the answer!

Posted By: anonymous · Feb 20,2007 03:00:19 PM  
  Well, technically speaking, your butt can not fall off. However you could dance so much you'd lose all your body fat, and if you kept dancing without consuming enough calories, your body would start to consume muscle mass. Eventually, you really wouldn't have much of a butt.

The lesson here is, make sure you eat before dancing.

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:28:37 AM
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  Ryan, You seem like a smart fellow... So, why the retared questions??? If you could ask all of us one question, what would you ask????

Posted By: anonymous · Dec 10,2006 05:24:37 PM  
  What were you thinking when you decided to waste 1 minute of your life on our site?

Posted By: ryan · Dec 14,2008 02:20:21 AM
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  how long ago was it when we last hung out?

Posted By: xxkhnxxdragonxx · Nov 01,2006 03:22:56 PM  
  What up man! Yeah its been a while. Hit me up next time you guys go out and I'll join.

Posted By: ryan · Nov 27,2006 12:56:19 PM
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  How do I always meet douche bags and why do I date them? LoL

- Your sister :)

Posted By: anonymous · Oct 30,2006 04:19:27 AM  
  Well unfortunatley for you, you take after your big brother. I too always date douchebags, albiet women douchebags.

But here's the thing. Unless you are actually looking to settle down and get married (highly not recommended at your age) then dating douchebags is exactly what you want. You see, this allows you to always have the 'easy out' of the relationship. Furthermore there are never any surprises when you start dating someone new. You already know he's a douchebag and you have no need to have high expectations of him. You can feel comfortable knowing that within a month of two, he will start showing his doucebag side and you can gladly move on to the next douchebag.

So when you think about it, it's not really so bad, is it?

Posted By: ryan · Nov 27,2006 12:55:17 PM
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